Three's Company (TV Series)
The Kleptomaniac (1978)
John Ritter: Jack Tripper
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Janet Wood : We practically called Chrissy a thief, and she's not even mad at us. You know, you're so understanding.
Chrissy Snow : Yeah. Well, I'll tell you why.
Janet Wood : Why?
Chrissy Snow : Well, one day when I was in the fourth grade I sat down and there was a tack in my chair.
Jack Tripper : I don't see your point.
Chrissy Snow : I didn't neither.
[laughs]
Chrissy Snow : To get even, after school, I pushed Tommy Dallas into a mud puddle.
Janet Wood : Oh, because he was the one who put that tack on your chair?
Chrissy Snow : No, it wasn't him. It was someone else. It's so simple, don't you understand?
[they look at her nonplussed]
Chrissy Snow : You see, I did something to someone who turned out to be what he wasn't because I thought he did something that he didn't.
Jack Tripper : [in weird little boy voice] Some day I'm going to kill you, Chrissy.
Janet Wood : Jack...
Jack Tripper : No, I'm just... Don't worry about it, Chrissy. Hey, that scar you got from the tack is hardly noticeable.
Chrissy Snow : [on her high horse] How do you know?
Janet Wood : Yeah! How do you know?
Jack Tripper : You're forgetting today I was painting outside your bedroom window.
Janet Wood : Jack, you...
Jack Tripper : By the way, Janet, that's a lovely birthmark you've got on your...
[she chases him out]