Josh Elwell: Teddy Beans

Quotes 

• Derek : Did everybody die?

  Teddy Beans : [walks in with gun]  Not... everyone. You thought I was dead.

  Dr. Poque : Uh... yeah. Yeah, we did.

  Teddy Beans : When in fact, I was the mastermind behind this entire organization.

  Dr. Poque : Wait... so you pretended to be dead, but you called me a loser and you were the boss of a crime organization and you pretended that I didn't have any money - I - I am really confused about the whole thing.

  Teddy Beans : Well, none of that's gonna matter... when the bodies hit the floor.

  Dr. Poque : [chuckles]  What?

  Teddy Beans : So long, Dr. Diarrhea Poque.

  [Teddy is shot from offscreen] 

  Sombrero Guy : [walks in, gun in hand]  And so, with the help of their unnamed assailant, our heroes were able to vanquish their enemies. But before they could question his presence, he disappeared. Like magic. As quickly as he came.

  Derek : ...no, okay, really, who are you?

  [Sombrero Guy disappears] 

  Derek : So... is your first name really "Diarrhea?"

  [Poque nods] 

  Marcus , Rocko , Sean , Horatio : [all burst in, laughing hysterically] 

  Marcus : [laughing]  ... faggot!