Happy Days (TV Series)

The Motorcycle (1975)

Ron Howard: Richie Cunningham

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• Richie Cunningham : [Comes back in the house]  I just saw something funny. Fonz's motorcycle. It's not out there. But I did find an exhaust pipe in the mailbox.

• Richie Cunningham : You ran over Fonzie's bike.

  Ralph Malph : I didn't see it! He never parks in the street, always in the driveway, never in the street. Why did he park it in the street?

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph, all that damage. How did you do all that?

  Ralph Malph : Well, after I ran over it the first time...

  Richie Cunningham : How many times did you run over it?

  Ralph Malph : It's hard to say. The whole night is a blur. You see, I ran over it and I panicked. Then I backed up over it. It got caught in my back wheels, and I just lost my head. I kept trying to get out of there. I was in fourth gear before I realized I wasn't moving. My wheels were spinning and spinning and grinding and grinding. It was awful, just awful! Motorcycle all over the place!

  Richie Cunningham : Ralph, there was an exhaust pipe in the mailbox. In the mailbox, Ralph. Now how do you account for that?

  Ralph Malph : I don't know. I thought maybe if I could just hide it...

• Marion Cunningham : What's the matter, Richard?

  Richie Cunningham : Out there. It's terrible!

  Marion Cunningham : What's terrible?

  Richie Cunningham : Fonzie's motorcycle.

  Marion Cunningham : Did he park it in the driveway again? Your father gets so upset. Now he promised to park it in front of the house. Is it in the driveway?

  Richie Cunningham : Yes, it's in the driveway. And it's in the street, and it's in the yard, and it's in the flower garden. And there's an exhaust pipe in the mailbox!

  Marion Cunningham : Somebody tried to mail his motorcycle?