Scrubs (TV Series)
My Urologist (2006)
Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan
Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Look... Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you guys have... someone to stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr Cox or as... I'm sorry Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr Roberts' good qualities?
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains he carries me to the car.
Dr. Elliot Reid : And you guys have been together what... 60 years?
Nurse Laverne Roberts : I'm 48! And I'm done here.
[leaves]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Uhm... my bad... yeah...
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [sobbing and crying] I don't want Keith to go... Elliot, I don't want Keith to go!
Jordan Sullivan : Aww... there, there...
[she starts to console her, then she pushes Carla's chair away. Elliot looks at her astonished]
Jordan Sullivan : What? "I'm pregnant... I'm crying... I'm laughing...". Enough already... it's boring.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Could I... uh... could I have everybody's attention, please... Jordan's pregnant.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [to Jordan] Ah! You get over here, you!
Jordan Sullivan : Not a hug moment, sweetie.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [backs off] Right... yes, no...
Dr. Perry Cox : Uh...
[takes a pencil from a nurse's hands; speaks in a high-pitched voice moving the pencil in his hand as it was speaking]
Dr. Perry Cox : But, Dr Cox, here I though you and Jordan were done trying to have any more babies.
[in his normal voice]
Dr. Perry Cox : We were, but my vasectomy didn't take, which, apparently, is not that uncommon.
[in the high-pitched voice again]
Dr. Perry Cox : Holy crap, Dr Cox... that must have really pissed you off.
[in his normal voice]
Dr. Perry Cox : Yes, it did, actually. What is... what is your name?
[in the high-pitched voice again]
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, I'm any generic hospital worker who happens to ask you a question about your pregnancy and/or any baby-related issues.
[in his normal voice]
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, isn't that nice?...
[breaks the pencil in two pieces]
Dr. Perry Cox : This morality play was made possible by a generous grant from the Just See If I Was Kidding Foundation.