- Venus Flytrap: [having just seen Herb's very loud plaid suit] Somewhere there's a Volkswagen without seat covers.
- Bailey Quarters: [Herb has made it clear he's got Jennifer in his sights while his wife's away for ten days] That is so degrading! Why don't you do something about that, Jennifer?
- Jennifer Marlowe: [daunted] Ten days?
- Bailey Quarters: I wouldn't stand for it!
- [slams filing cabinet shut]
- Jennifer Marlowe: I can't do ten days.
- Bailey Quarters: You know what you gotta do?
- Jennifer Marlowe: What?
- Bailey Quarters: Just once, what do you suppose would happen if you said 'yes' to Herb?
- Jennifer Marlowe: [dismayed] Bailey!
- Bailey Quarters: Nothing would happen!
- Jennifer Marlowe: Bailey, this is Herb!
- Bailey Quarters: Who is all show and no go!
- Jennifer Marlowe: [mulling it over] Say 'yes'?
- Bailey Quarters: Jennifer, as soon as a woman gets just a little bit aggressive, the man starts running!
- Jennifer Marlowe: Uh, but, Bailey... Bailey, I couldn't stand it if everybody around here thought Herb and I were...
- [closes her eyes]
- Bailey Quarters: [nods] Yeah, I know what you mean.
- [but persists:]
- Bailey Quarters: Listen, you call a bluff's bluff, and he crumbles.
- [acting like a woman of the world:]
- Bailey Quarters: I've done it a dozen times.
- Jennifer Marlowe: Well, I...
- Bailey Quarters: Do it, it can't fail!
- Jennifer Marlowe: All right, I'll do it!