- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: [Katie has just asked her father to speak at her school's Government Day] Tell your class I'd be honored to be there.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: Great, you'll be a much bigger hit than the frog, Jimmy Fischer brought in for biology day.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Oh, that's a tough act to follow.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: [Clayton and The Governor are carrying on a conversation as they enter the kitchen] Clayton, are you sure you can't reschedule that hearing?
- Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: Oh, sir, the date is set, and we do not want to cross Senator Reilly. He's sitting on your freshwater hatcheries bill.
- Benson DuBois: Whatever gets you through the night.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: [Benson has just successfully performed the heimlich maneuver on a choking Kraus] Oh, Benson, I was choking, and you saved my life.
- Benson DuBois: [Kraus hugs Benson. Benson can't hide his disgust] And this is my reward?