Benson (TV Series)
Human Element (1983)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
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Quotes
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : [Someone knocks on the door] Come in. That must be my sandwich.
Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : [Clayton comes into the office] Gentleman.
Benson DuBois : Oh, I see you ordered turkey.
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : There is nothing wrong with my tomatoes.
Benson DuBois : I will pass up this golden opportunity.
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Benson DuBois : [Speaking to Clayton] Are you gonna get out of my office, or do I have to call an exorcist?
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Benson DuBois : [Benson is losing patience with the robot] Why don't you go play in an electrical storm?
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Benson DuBois : [the robot has just been fired and has asked what shall he do] You're smart, JIMM. Get together with a few other appliances and try to get on Family Feud.
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : All right, where is that two-timing tin turkey?
Benson DuBois : Did you and toggle-head have a lover's quarrel?
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : [Benson is trying to find money in the state budget for education] We're gonna need even more money in the future. People are having children again.
Benson DuBois : Oh, as opposed to kittens and puppies.