The Powerpuff Girls (TV Series)

Slave the Day/Los Dos Mojos (1999)

Cathy Cavadini: Blossom

Quotes 

• Blossom , Buttercup : [Townsville is supposedly under attack from Mojo Jojo, but Blossom and Buttercup, while searching for Bubbles, discovers that Mojo Jojo, wet and naked with a towels around his brain and waist, is not in the tank that is terrorizing Townsville. The fake Mojo turns out to be Bubbles] 

  Blossom , Buttercup : Bubbles?

  Narrator : Bubbles?

  Mayor : The Bubbles?

  Talking Dog : Bubbles?

  Crowd : Bubbles?

  Mojo Jojo : Bubbles.

  Bubbles : [as Mojo Jojo, thinking she is him]  I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahaha!

  Mojo Jojo : I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat and reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!

• [Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo] 

  Blossom : What evil have you bestowed on our sister?

  Mojo Jojo : You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my birthday suit?

• Bubbles , Blossom , Buttercup : [Big Billy is sitting in there bedroom; they gasp in unison]  Big Billy!

  Big Billy : Duh, Hello?

  Blossom : What are you doing here?

  Big Billy : [sniffles]  Duh, Billy come to thank girls. Billy saved from choo-choo by Powerpuff Girls. Billy love Powerpuff Girls. Billy grateful. Billy do everything for Powerpuff Girls.

  Blossom : What?

  Buttercup : Cool, a butler.

  Bubbles : Aww, he's so cute.

  Blossom : But what about the Gangrene Gang?

  Ace : [cuts to Gangrene gangs hideout]  Hey, where's Billy.

  Arturo : Didn't he get run over by the train.

  Ace : Oh, yeah. I forgot.

  Big Billy : [cuts back to the girls home]  The gang don't care about Billy.

  Blossom : Huddle.

  [they huddle in a circle] 

  Blossom : Girls he's one of the Gangrene Gang.

  Bubbles : Aww, but he wants to thank us for saving his life.

  Buttercup : And Batman has a butler.

  Big Billy : [playing with stuffed bunny]  The bunny, bunny, bunny.

  Blossom : Well, I guess he couldn't do much harm.

• Bubbles : [as Mojo Jojo, to Blossom and Buttercup]  It's time to meet your maker!

  Blossom , Buttercup : You leave the Professor out of this!

• Blossom : Buttercup, I don't think Mojo's behind this one. That bonk to Bubble's head must have led her to believe that she's the real Mojo!

  Mojo Jojo : [sarcastically]  No. Really? Do you think?

• Blossom : That's it! First, you let the bank robbers get away. Then you destroy irreplaceable art. And now you've destroyed all of Townsville. You do less damage as a member of the Gangrene Gang. Now, go!

  Billy : [starts to cry hysterically]  Billy don't like you anymore! Billy go back to Gang.

  [Billy runs off crying] 

• Narrator : Oh, no! It's the Salami Swami!

  [Pull back; the sausages have hold of paintings and other items] 

  Narrator : I never would have linked him to this crime!

  [the Swami is interrupted by a crash o.c.; cut to the main entrance, where Billy has burst in] 

  Big Billy : Duh-Billy help!

  [the girls pop up behind him, looking worried] 

  Blossom : [the Swami plays a few notes and the sausages close in on Billy]  Billy, look out!

  Buttercup : [He stands his ground, and as the links move on him, he neatly chews them up. The final chomp is shown in slow motion]  All right, Billy!

  Big Billy : [pointing to the Swami]  Now it's your turn!

  Blossom : [Pans quickly to the Swami, who plays a few scared notes. Billy grabs a painting from the floor and raises it over his head]  No, Billy, no!

  [the painting is slammed over the Swami's head. Billy hits him with two more, followed by a statue; the Swami ends up with his head poking from the sculpture's neck, his broken flute hanging from his mouth. The girls regard this development with great trepidation; weakly, Blossom has her hand to her face] 

  Blossom : Oh... this isn't happening.

  [the guard leans into view] 

  Guard : Powerpuff Girls! The Mayor just called! There's a giant monster c...

  Big Billy : [running across the screen]  Billy help!

  Blossom , Bubbles , Buttercup : [Cut to the exterior of the museum. Billy charges off, the girls following]  No, Billy! Come back!

• Big Billy : [the girls are defeated by a giant monster]  Big monster try to hurt Powerpuff Girls. Billy hurt monster bad!

  [He charges down the street and launches himself] 

  Bubbles , Blossom , Buttercup : No, Billy, don't!

  [Billy hits the monster with a flying shoulder charge; it slams flat into a building, knocking it over and into the one behind it. This one goes down as well, and so on. An entire row of buildings falls like dominoes. When the dust clears, Billy is seen from overhead, standing on top of the defeated creature with his arms raised in triumph. Pull back slowly; around him are several wrecked buildings] 

  Big Billy : Big billy save the day!

  [He laughs]