Cheers (TV Series)
Teacher's Pet (1985)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : I studied myself hoarse and all I got was a D.
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Diane Chambers : ...if this is part of some involved scheme to get me back in bed with you, you will be very disappointed.
Sam Malone : Yeah, but you'll enjoy yourself.
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Diane Chambers : [Diane storms into Sam's office, angry] Sam Malone, this is absolutely...
Sam Malone : ...the worst thing I've ever done.
Diane Chambers : ...the worst thing you've... - wait a minute. You don't even know what I'm going to say. I just found out that you have been...
Sam Malone : ...sleeping with my teacher.
Diane Chambers : That's right. And that's not the worst part of it. She also has been giving you...
Sam Malone : ...good marks because of it.
Diane Chambers : Yes. Are you admitting that you're doing this and that you know it's wrong?
Sam Malone : Yeah, that's right.
Diane Chambers : Oh, yeah? Well... stop slouching. Look what's happened to your posture.
Sam Malone : What?
Diane Chambers : I needed something.
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Diane Chambers : [about her former relationship with Sumner Sloan] For your information, I was a legitimate A student in the classroom. I never got good grades in the sack.
Sam Malone : Oh, don't worry, I always gave you an E for effort, didn't I?
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Sam Malone : Carla, what do you know about Geography?
Carla Tortelli : I know what creek you're up.