Scrubs (TV Series)
My New Suit (2006)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [after Dan leaves] Thanks a lot, dude.
Dr. Christopher Turk : What?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That Dan train used to hook up with Elliot.
Dr. Christopher Turk : So?
Herbert : So? Man, your boy J.D.'s been telling him that Elliot still likes him.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Doctor-patient confidentiality goes both ways, Mr. I-Prefer-My-Temperature-Taken-Through-the-Back-Door.
Herbert : What? I mean it tickles.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, here's how I think we should name our baby. It's what my parents did. If it's a girl, I get to pick the name. If it's a boy, you pick the name.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Okay.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I like Angie for a girl.
Dr. Christopher Turk : And if it's a boy, say hello to Fu'Kwan! Wassup!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, you know what? I think we should pick the names together.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Okay. Because I was thinking, you know, for a girl...
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Sweetie, we already have a girl's name. And for a boy, why not name him after your cousin?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Tiger?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Turk, I'm begging you to stop telling people that, no one believes you.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Well tell that to the last two women I slept with before you, Okay? Sha-boing. Boing.