- Derek Roth: Now, anytime someone tries to Google my name or my company, Roth's Plumbing Supplies, instead of finding my website, yours is the first site that comes up. My sales have dropped forty percent since that posting!
- Dr. Barati Waibi: Even though it's legal in Nepal, our clinic made the decision not to in order to receive US funding. However, we hung up a poster that said, "We Believe That A Woman Has A Right To Control Her Own Body."
- Denny Crane: Objection - misleading. Women can't control their bodies. They're either menstruating or lactating.
- Donny Crane: So don't you find it curious that in our Administration's quest to stop abortion, we're actually restricting free speech which is a hallmark of democracy?
- Denny Crane: Objection. Irrelevant and unpatriotic.
- Denny Crane: This is completely disrespectful. You don't come home to papa by suing his government.
- Donny Crane: Someone has to, Dad. Our policy is denying thousands of people life-saving medical care, based on the personal religious views of our leader. Nothing says democracy like imperialism.
- Denny Crane: Why can't you for once come to town and we just toss the pigskin? That's American.
- Denny Crane: Alright. What are we doing in Mexico?
- Paul Schwimmer: That's where President Reagan first enacted the policy in 1984. He enacted it as a reaction to forced abortions in China as a means of population control.
- Denny Crane: Chinese, Mexican...
- [to jury]
- Denny Crane: Who's getting hungry?