- Caitlyn Van Horne: Go on, Pierce. Tell your grandmother what you did.
- Pierce Van Horne: Dad...
- Theodore Van Horne: There's two of 'em. We're outnumbered.
- Pierce Van Horne: I sort of hacked into the school computer.
- Margaret Powers: Yes... and...
- Caitlyn Van Horne: He got caught.
- Margaret Powers: [beyond outraged] Got CAUGHT! Oh, Pierce I'm... I'm so disappointed in you.
- Caitlyn Van Horne: He changed an 'F' he was getting in one of his classes to a 'C'. Can you believe it?
- Margaret Powers: Whatever were you failing?
- Theodore Van Horne: [with barely concealed pride] His computer class!