The Royle Family (TV Series)
Sunday Afternoon (1998)
Ricky Tomlinson: Jim Royle
Quotes
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Jim Royle : I'm going for a tom tit.
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Jim Royle : [shouts from the upstairs toilet] I can't have a shite in peace here!
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Denise Royle : What's Dave doing?
Jim Royle : He's talking us through his wild shites from last night.
Barbara Royle : Hey, don't let him come in here!
Jim Royle : Oh, it's alright. He's firmed up now.
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Denise Royle : Can we stop talking about Nana dying?
Jim Royle : Yeah, have a little bit of respect... wait till she's gone out the door.
[laughs]
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Barbara Royle : Antony, go and put that bin out, love. That chicken will start to stink if we leave it.
Antony Royle : Mam! I've just sat down. What about lazy-arse here?
[points to Denise]
Barbara Royle : Hey! There's too much swearing in this house. That's you, that is, Jim. You taught them that.
Jim Royle : Taught them, my arse!
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Norma Speakman : [to Barbara] I'll tell you who is in hospital. Gwen's husband.
Barbara Royle : Ohh. What's he having done?
Norma Speakman : He's having something fitted.
Jim Royle : What? A wardrobe?
[chuckles to himself]
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Antony Royle : [referring to Nana] Dad, has she really got a load of antiques?
Jim Royle : Has she, my arse!