The Royle Family (TV Series)
Dad's Birthday (1998)
Sue Johnston: Barbara Royle
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Quotes
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Cheryl Carroll : What have you given me Mam? She's gone as giddy as a kipper.
Barbara Royle : Oh, she's had a mug of Pomagne.
Cheryl Carroll : Oh, I love Pomagne.
Barbara Royle : Oh, I'm sorry, love. There's none left. There's a can of lager going begging.
Cheryl Carroll : Oh, no thanks, Barbara, I'm dieting. Me Mam's sponsoring me.
Jim Royle : How much do you owe her?
[chuckles]
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Denise Royle : Cheryl, you look absolutely gorgeous.
Barbara Royle : Oh, I love the way you've done your eyes. What have you used?
Cheryl Carroll : It's Boots own Number 7.
Dave Best : What's on the other eye?
[Jim chuckles]
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Jim Royle : [as they prepare to go to The Feathers to celebrate Jim's birthday] Get your coat on, Barb.
Barbara Royle : [surprised] Taking me with you?
Jim Royle : No, I'm going to turn the fire off
[chuckles]
Jim Royle : Of course I'm taking you. I wouldn't leave you here on me birthday, would I?... Better bring your purse.
Barbara Royle : [mutters under her breath] Bastard.