NCIS (TV Series)
Untouchable (2006)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : [Eating pizza with Tony in Observation; Gibbs is interrogating Lt. Napleton] This woman is a total turd!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Stares at Ziva, pizza in mouth]
Officer Ziva David : A geek, yes?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The term is "nerd."
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Were you serious, earlier, when you said that I smell bad?
Officer Ziva David : [laughs] I was just kidding.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [farts loudly] How about now?
Officer Ziva David : [hits him] You are disgusting! You do that again and I will shoot you! Got it?
[sniffs]
Officer Ziva David : Oh!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [seeing their target appear] Start the car.
Officer Ziva David : What good is that gonna do when you're still in it?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [seeing McGee asleep in Abby's lab] Do you have any super glue, Abs?
[Gibbs enters and slaps Tony's head]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What did I tell you about that, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The skin might not grow back.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If I wanted to knock on doors all day, I would have joined UPS.
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Dr. Donald Mallard : Our lieutenant suffered from a single gunshot wound, Jethro, to the right temple.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Through-and-through.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Yeah.
[Gibbs sees a hole in one of the books on the shelf next to the sofa]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Impacted here.
[opens the book]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Round's still in the book, Duck.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Sadly, one less reader in the world.
Jimmy Palmer : Who committed suicide.
[Ducky gives him a look]
Jimmy Palmer : Or... maybe she was just cleaning her gun too close to her head?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : NCIS investigates all suicides as homicides until proven otherwise, Palmer.
Jimmy Palmer : Got it.
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Lt. Lara Hill : [on her answering machine] Hi, this is Lara, leave a message.
Bob : Hi, Ms. Hill, this is Bob, calling with a special offer...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [picks up the phone] Hello, this is Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo. You've called a crime scene, we're wire-tapping this phone, so please be advised that we will be contacting you at your home.
Bob : My home?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Any time, day or night, probably during the weekend or early in the morning.
Bob : Wait...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [hangs up] That was fun. Telemarketers - can't escape 'em even when you're dead.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Some... indicates more then one.