- Lucy Ewing: [J.R. had called Ray a half-breed just before finding out James Beaumont was his son] Well, here you are talking about half-breeds and now you've got your own illegitimate son. Congratulations.
- Cliff Barnes: Yeah, from me too. Although I'm surprised we haven't seen more little bastards come out of the woodwork.
- April Stevens: That's enough.
- Cliff Barnes: [to Cally] Oh, don't be surprised, honey. I'm sure he's knocked up at least half the women in Texas.
- April Stevens: You're being a jerk, Cliff.
- Cliff Barnes: Don't get high and mighty on me. After all, you were once in JR's stable.
- [April smacks Cliff hard]
- [J.R. has offered to resign from Ewing Oil]
- Bobby Ewing: [laughing] You're even funnier than that lousy comedian I saw last night.
- [after witnessing a row between Callie, Vanessa and J.R]
- Cliff Barnes: I'd give that marriage about six more minutes.
- Michelle Stevens: Why are you so optimistic?