That '70s Show (TV Series)
The Crunge (2002)
Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde
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Quotes
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[Kelso is sitting on the basement couch, reading a book. Fez and Hyde enter from Hyde's room]
Steven Hyde : Kelso, what the hell are you doing with a book?
Michael Kelso : Reading.
[Hyde and Fez snicker]
Michael Kelso : I *am* reading, 'cause what good is having brains if you got nothing up here?
[Kelso taps his skull. Jackie comes down the stairs]
Jackie Burkhart : Hey.
[Jackie and Hyde kiss, then sit down]
Jackie Burkhart : So, I saw my Dad in prison today.
Steven Hyde : Oh. How was it?
Jackie Burkhart : Well, first it was a real downer. Then I realized that I'll be okay without my Dad because the SAT proved that there's another man who could take care of me.
Steven Hyde : You'd better be talking about Santa Claus.
Jackie Burkhart : No, Steven, I'm talking about you, because you have potential.
Michael Kelso : He doesn't have potential! *I* have potential! Like, I'm reading "Moby Dick" and I'm not even halfway through, and I can already tell you the ending: the whale is a robot.
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Michael Kelso : If being smart isn't gonna help me with the chicks, I want no part of it! I'm gonna go back to coasting on my good looks. Plus, my brains'll always be there and if I need 'em, I'll just whip 'em out like an emergency rocket pack.
Steven Hyde : [Smirking] That's a good plan, man!
Michael Kelso : [Scoffing] Beats the hell outta reading!