- Eric Forman: So, where's Fez?
- Bob Pinciotti: Kelso probably shot him.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Oh, I saw him walking into the woods right after we got here. Said he was going hunting. He had a whistle and a stick!
- [starts laughing]
- Bob Pinciotti: Ah, crazy foreign bastard.
- [Fez walks up, carrying two dead birds]
- Fez: Let's eat!
- Fez: I like Midge.
- Steven Hyde: Yeah, we all like Midge.
- Michael Kelso: Yeah, Midge has nice jugs.
- Bob Pinciotti: What?
- Michael Kelso: What?
- Bob Pinciotti: No, *you* said something.
- Michael Kelso: [nervously] No, I didn't. So, what's up with your hair?
- Steven Hyde: So, you caught those birds with just a whistle and a stick? Very impressive, Fez!
- Michael Kelso: Yeah. You know, that's a good way to hunt. Because even if you don't get anything, you still have all the fun of a whistle and a stick.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?
- Eric Forman: Oh, hmm, I don't know. Maybe it's because you've been yelling at me for seventeen years?
- [Red made Eric touch a dead rabbit when he was six, which caused Eric several nightmares]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: I just thought that if you touched it, you wouldn't be afraid of it.
- Eric Forman: Well, thank you, Dr. Spock!
- [Kelso has his rifle aimed out of the moving car at a deer]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: Kelso, you fire that gun in this car and I will pull over and kick your ass for an hour.
- [about Red]
- Steven Hyde: You know, he's never really warmed up to you.
- Eric Forman: Going on 17 years now.