Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Samson vs. the Vampire Women (1995)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Clayton Forrester : Could I ask you one thing before you go?

  TV's Frank : Sure.

  Dr. Clayton Forrester : Could you push the button, Frank?

  TV's Frank : Watch me rock.

• Prof. Orlof : You know, I bet it was a butterfly attracted to the light, and that's all.

  Crow T. Robot : Or a tiny condor waiting for you to die.

• Crow T. Robot : The International Fight-Like-A-Girl Championship.

• Henchman : We will not fail you again, Tundra.

  Crow T. Robot : That's Permefrost to you!

• Dr. Forrester : Goodbye Frank. And remember, wherever you are, I WILL KILL YOU!

• Dr. Forrester : Wait! I can't imagine. I shan't! Because it isn't true! But it is! Oh, this sucks!

  Dr. Forrester : [music starts]  Who'll be my guinea pig for my gene splicing? My fingernail transplants? My fajita? Who will I blame my mistakes on? Who will I... Who will I kill?

  Dr. Forrester : [singing]  I've destroyed and I've maimed and I've kicked him Now I'm a bully with no victim No adrenaline thrill no screams that are shrill Who? Who will I kill? I've crushed his head a few times Memories like nursery rhymes No one died like my TV's Frank No sweet blood to distill No cute tummy to drill Who? Who will I kill? When I look upon the first evening star I remember when I hooked his liver to the engine of my car I could pickle my Aunt Lil Give my dog a cyanide pill But what Frank-shaped void could they possibly fill? Here's my money. You can bank it. I'm no good without my Frank; it Seems he could die Without batting an eye Now it seems I must take my own bitter pill Tell me who? Who will I kill?

• Tundra : Celine, hear my cry!

  Crow T. Robot : V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!