Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Angels Revenge (1995)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Mike Nelson : [after seeing Jim Backus' embarrassing acting] You know, now I appreciate the quiet dignity of Pat Buttram's performance.
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Mike Nelson : You know this was Jim Backus's first film after he died.
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Angel : The turret gun is ready.
Mike Nelson : The turd gun? Whaddya need one of those for?
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Mike Nelson : [as Susan Kiger's character enters the scene] It's Miles O'Keefe with breasts!
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Mike Nelson : [What appears to be an entire town is passing the Satellite of Love through space] It's Aaron Spelling's house!
Tom Servo : Ssh! Don't spook it; it might charge!
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Model : As easy as A, B, C.
Mike Nelson : She formed a sentence.
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[a 1970's Cadillac station wagon chases a young boy unsuccessfully]
Mike Nelson : You know, if they turned off the air conditioner, that Caddy could catch him.
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Mike Nelson : Wait! I got more barnyard analogies!
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Mike Nelson : [as girl] I interrupted my perm to come here.