Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (1989)

J. Elvis Weinstein: Tom Servo, Dr. Laurence Erhardt

Quotes 

• Crow : This is the kind of film you *won't* put on pause when you leave the room.

  Tom Servo : It encourages you to go get a sandwich.

  Crow : Kinda like TV repellent.

• [Dr. Forrester is preparing for the Mad Scientists' convention] 

  Dr. Erhardt : Hey, promise me if you lose the contest this year you're not gonna blow up the whole convention center again?

  Dr. Forrester : I only did that once.

  Dr. Erhardt : Oh, ho, huh?

  Dr. Forrester : OK, twice. Twice.

  Dr. Erhardt : It was three times!

  Dr. Forrester : The third time I used the incendiaries, and it didn't actually make the building blow up. It just made it burn - really quickly. God that was beautiful, wasn't it?

• Dr. Almada : It's time I revealed something very serious...

  Tom Servo : My underwear is one hundred years old!

• [watching Commando Cody evade the heavies] 

  Tom Servo : He's cleverly disguised as a Hershey's Kiss.

• Tom Servo : [introducing a commercial]  And speaking of treats, we'll be right back.

• [a short serial episode is starting before the main movie] 

  Crow : There's always a boring short.

  Tom Servo : My shorts are never boring.