My Family (TV Series)
The Spokes Person (2006)
Keiron Self: Roger Bailey
Quotes
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Roger Bailey : [to Ben] What's up with you, Mr Grumpy Boots?
Alfie Butts : He's had a bit of a run-in with a cyclist who scratched his car.
Abi Harper : Oh, is the cyclist alright?
Ben Harper : Is the cyclist alright? Who cares?
Roger Bailey : Well, did you get a good look at him?
Ben Harper : No! But if I ever get my hands on him, I'd show him ways of using a bicycle pump he'd never imagined!
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Ben Harper : I didn't know you were a foodie, Roger.
Abi Harper : He's fantastic! He's cordoned off!
Roger Bailey : Cordon bleu, Abi, my little raspberry fool!
Abi Harper : He's a wiz around the kitchen. Yesterday, he showed me how to tenderise my loins.
Ben Harper : I'm saying nothing!
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Susan Harper : How do you fancy cooking for our dinner party on Saturday?
Roger Bailey : I would love to! A chance to work in a nice big kitchen like this? It's a dream come true!
Abi Harper : Oh, can I help, Rog?
Roger Bailey : Yes! You can be my sous!
Abi Harper : I like being Abi!
Roger Bailey : Sous chef, Abi.
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Abi Harper : [about Roger] He's fantastic! I've seen him do things with marrow that will make your eyes water!
Roger Bailey : Mouth water, Abi!