Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper

Quotes 

• Roger Bailey : [to Ben]  What's up with you, Mr Grumpy Boots?

  Alfie Butts : He's had a bit of a run-in with a cyclist who scratched his car.

  Abi Harper : Oh, is the cyclist alright?

  Ben Harper : Is the cyclist alright? Who cares?

  Roger Bailey : Well, did you get a good look at him?

  Ben Harper : No! But if I ever get my hands on him, I'd show him ways of using a bicycle pump he'd never imagined!

• Ben Harper : I didn't know you were a foodie, Roger.

  Abi Harper : He's fantastic! He's cordoned off!

  Roger Bailey : Cordon bleu, Abi, my little raspberry fool!

  Abi Harper : He's a wiz around the kitchen. Yesterday, he showed me how to tenderise my loins.

  Ben Harper : I'm saying nothing!

• Susan Harper : I can't serve my guests burnt food!

  Abi Harper : But you always said the carbon was good for us!

• Susan Harper : How do you fancy cooking for our dinner party on Saturday?

  Roger Bailey : I would love to! A chance to work in a nice big kitchen like this? It's a dream come true!

  Abi Harper : Oh, can I help, Rog?

  Roger Bailey : Yes! You can be my sous!

  Abi Harper : I like being Abi!

  Roger Bailey : Sous chef, Abi.

• Abi Harper : [about Roger]  He's fantastic! I've seen him do things with marrow that will make your eyes water!

  Roger Bailey : Mouth water, Abi!