Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper

Quotes 

• Susan Harper : [about Dominic]  But he's not your type. He's wholesome, decent, pure as the driven snow.

  Janey Harper : I know! It's so attractive!

• Janey Harper : [about Dominic]  Do you know he doesn't believe in sex before marriage and I've told him I feel exactly the same!

  Ben Harper : [laughs] 

  Susan Harper : I think that particular boat has sailed, Janey!

  Ben Harper : Yeah! I think it's a microscopic dot on the horizon!

• Michael Harper : Hi Alfie! Can't stop - couple of hot models waiting for me! They are hot, right?

  Janey Harper : Oh...

  [Impersonates sizzling sound on butt] 

  Janey Harper : Tsssssss!

  Michael Harper : Fact: all supermodels marry photographers.

  Alfie Butts : It's a mutually dependent work-based relationship, Michael. They never last.

  Michael Harper : They're models, Alfie! 20 minutes will do me fine!

• Dominic : Look, Janey, I should just come clean. The reason I'm saving myself is because I have... intimacy issues. My counsellor has told me it all stems from a game of Doctors and Nurses when I was six.

  Janey Harper : [Looking guilty as she realises she was the one who he played Doctors and Nurses with when they were six]  Oh... J-just out of interest, er, do you happen to remember who played the nurse?

  Dominic : No. Her face is still just a blur. Most of the time, she was running around with her skirt over her head.

  Janey Harper : Thank god! Oh, I mean, what a pity!

• Janey Harper : Ironic, really. Having messed up so many men, I finally meet the man I really like, only to find I've done the damage 18 years earlier. You know, if I could go back in time, I could... no, my skirt would still be up!

• Ben Harper : [On TV]  I'm here to set the record straight. I mean, to me, cyclists are the salt of the earth.

  Michael Harper : [Watching Ben on TV with the family]  What's dad doing?

  Susan Harper : Something he's never done before!

  Janey Harper : What?

  Susan Harper : The right thing!