My Family (TV Series)
The Spokes Person (2006)
Eric Carte: Richard
Quotes
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Fat Hilary : And their daughter has a little boy called Kenzo.
Richard : Strange name. What does his father do?
Ben Harper : Impregnates college students and scarpers!
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Alfie Butts : Look, erm, Mrs Harper, if it's OK with you I think I'll take some soup to the cyclists.
Ben Harper : Cyc...? You will... you will not feed those Lycra-clad vermin!
Richard : You don't like cyclists, Ben?
Ben Harper : Oh, love them - under the wheels of a juggernaut!
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Richard : You!
Ben Harper : You! You gave me a V-sign!
Richard : Well, there's plenty more where that came from! What do you think you were playing at?
Ben Harper : I was observing the rules of the Highway Code, which is more than bloody cyclists ever do!
Richard : I have a mind to smack you in the mouth!
Ben Harper : Oh, really? Come on! Come on! Try! I'm a dentist - I can fix my own teeth!