- Stripper: What's your name honey?
- Louis "One Foot" Jones: One-Foot.
- Stripper: Wait a minute, you're taller than one foot.
- Louis "One Foot" Jones: Yeah, but that's not why they call me One-Foot.
- Bob "The Brain": Neil get the pills!
- Neil: Attention everyone! Free viagra!
- [Neil tosses a dozen Viagra bottles into the air. It's a male free-for-all as the bottles hit the ground]
- Neil: Warning may cause anal leakage and premature death. I'm leaking right now...
- [Neil runs off]