Daria (TV Series)

Mart of Darkness (2000)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Jane Lane : [sneaks up to Andrea]  Caught ya!

  Daria Morgendorffer : [Andrea turns around]  Andrea?

  Andrea : Well, you found me... Now you can make fun of the pathetic goth chick who's parents make her work at a crappy job in a stupid warehouse store. Go on, cut me up like you do everyone else...

  Daria Morgendorffer : ...I just want a shoelace.

  Jane Lane : Besides, I don't think we can cut you up anymore than you just did.

• Daria Morgendorffer : Tom ate your Gummi Bears even though he knew you needed them for your statue? That *was* pretty inconsiderate.

  Jane Lane : Well, now that I think about it I may not have actually told him they were for my statue, but he should have known!

  Daria Morgendorffer : Definitely. Especially since they were probably right there next to your paints. Unless he eats paint too.

  Jane Lane : Um... the Gummi Bears were in a bowl on the kitchen counter. But they were in plain view of my statue!

  [pause] 

  Jane Lane : I don't have a leg to stand on, do I?

  Daria Morgendorffer : I'd rather not answer that, stumpy.

• [Quinn is on the phone when she breaks a shoelace] 

  Quinn Morgendorffer : Oh no, oh my God, oh no. Accessory emergency Stacy, I have to go. No Stacy it's not you. It's not. It's not! Okay fine, it is you, bye!

  [Stacy can be heard crying as Quinn hangs up]