Daria (TV Series)
Murder, She Snored (2000)
Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer
Quotes
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Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Ms. Morgendorffer, where were you Monday afternoon?
Daria Morgendorffer : After watching frustrated faculty members squander yet another day trying to teach the unteachable, I went home and studied so I won't wind up in a job that combines the stress level of a neurosurgeon with the pay scale of a video clerk.
Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Your transparent attempt to derail my line of questioning with sarcasm has been noted.
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Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Forgive me my SUSPICIONS, but it's obvious that SOMEONE, Kevin, got a hold of the test BEFOREHAND, Kevin, which would account for the JIMMIED LOCK ON MY FILING CABINET, KEVIN!
Daria Morgendorffer : But who does he really suspect?
Jane Lane : That Jimmy guy?
Mr. Anthony DeMartino : [to Kevin] Perhaps you would like to share with us your knowledge in this matter?
Kevin Thompson : But I don't know anything!
Daria Morgendorffer : Can't accuse him of lying there.