- Daria Morgendorffer: Look, I'm sorry about last night.
- Jane Lane: Aw, forget it. It was a rare opportunity, getting to hang out with Brittany in a grunge club. Although her hair did leak onto my shoes.
- Daria Morgendorffer: You're sure that wasn't her brain?
- Jane Lane: No, there was too much of it.
- Brittany Taylor: Jane?
- Jane Lane: Brittany? What happened to your hair?
- Brittany Taylor: Never mind that now. Have you seen...
- [whispers]
- Brittany Taylor: Daria?
- Jane Lane: Why would you want... Daria?
- Brittany Taylor: What makes you think I want her? I don't want her.
- Jane Lane: You asked me if I'd seen her.
- Brittany Taylor: She hasn't told you anything... interesting about me, has she?
- Jane Lane: No one's ever told me anything interesting about you.
- Brittany Taylor: That's a relief.
- Jane Lane: Anyway, she'll be back in a day or two. She's in the hospital while they check out that ra... rare condition.
- Brittany Taylor: Condition?
- Jane Lane: Yeah, she's come down with a slight case of, um, brain fever. It's a thing that brains get.
- Brittany Taylor: Wow, that sounds serious.
- Jane Lane: No, no, usually if you just read a best-seller it'll go away. So, um, no need to mention it to anyone. I'll tell her you asked about her.
- Brittany Taylor: Just ask her if she remembers our deal.
- Jane Lane: What deal?
- Jane Lane: What deal?
- Jane Lane: The deal you just mentioned.
- Brittany Taylor: I didn't say anything about a deal. Forget I said anything about a deal.
- Jane Lane: Forget I said anything about a hospital.
- Brittany Taylor: Okay!
- Jane Lane: Hey! Now we have a deal.
- Brittany Taylor: What deal?
- Jane Lane: Later.
- Sick, Sad World Announcer: Death wore velvety green. Homicidal house plants, next on Sick, Sad World.
- Brittany Taylor: [Brittany goes to visit Daria in the hospital] Daria?
- Daria Morgendorffer: Brittany? What are you doing here?
- Brittany Taylor: Um, I just wanted to thank you for not going back on our deal, and I thought I might find Jane here and tell her I did kind of go back on our deal, but I also kind of went back on your part of our deal so there's no use in you doing that.
- Jane Lane: We had a deal?