Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)
Iron Age Remains (1992)
Patricia Routledge: Hyacinth
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Quotes
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Hyacinth : I wish Rose would settle down and find a husband. One of her own, I mean, not somebody else's.
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Hyacinth : Mind the horse.
Richard Bucket : It's in the field.
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[first lines]
Hyacinth : [opening the door just as the postman is about to slip a letter through] Aaaaah! What have you got?
The Postman : Heart failure.
[hands her the letter]
Hyacinth : Well, this can't be it. This is a bill; this isn't it. It *should* be on stiff white card from the Lord Chamberlain's Office.
The Postman : What should?
Hyacinth : Our invitation. To the Royal Garden Party. My husband has recently retired after a lifetime of devoted service to the community. Now, that means an invitation to the Royal Garden Party; bound to.
The Postman : Oh, bound to.
Hyacinth : Mr. Hislop at number 43 went to the Royal Garden Party last year, and he only drives a C registration.
[the postman starts off]
Hyacinth : Are you sure there's nothing else in your bag?
The Postman : Not for this address, Mrs. Bu... Bouquet.
Hyacinth : Well, that's very strange. It must be lying about somewhere, lost in the depths of your sorting office.
The Postman : Your husband retired, has he?
Hyacinth : Mm-hmm.
The Postman : Wow! If anybody deserves a garden party!
Hyacinth : Exactly.
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Hyacinth : [looking for iron age remains and spotting a lump] It could be a Neanderthal barrow, Dear. It says in the guide book they had barrows. I expect they wheeled rocks about and things.
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Hyacinth : [Richard is up a tree] Can you see anything now?
Richard : I daren't look!
Hyacinth : Come along, Richard! Use your eyes!
Richard : I daren't even open them! I don't like heights!
Hyacinth : [to herself] It's at times like these I miss my Sheridan...
Richard : When did HE ever climb a tree?
Hyacinth : He would for his mummy, dear! Richard, you're not all that high, dear!
Richard : That's not the impression you get from up here!