- Eustace Bagg: You know how you spell "ugly"? U... YOU, YOU, YOU YOU YOU YOU!
- Hunchback: And... you sir... are extremely... bald.
- Eustace Bagg: You erh! Why you erh!
- Eustace Bagg: Oh YEAH! Well you look like something the cow SPIT UP!
- Hunchback: You sir are extremely... bald.
- Eustace Bagg: Aya! Ah! Come on ner ner ner! Erh! And the only thing uglier than this... IS THIS! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
- Hunchback: Are you bald? Yes.
- Eustace Bagg: ERRHHHH!
- Muriel: Eustace! Have you no sense of hospitality?
- Eustace Bagg: Nope.
- Muriel: Well then, you can take your breakfast and eat it in the hen house.
- Eustace Bagg: Erm, but, but... He called me bald!
- Muriel: Eustace, you are bald.
- Eustace Bagg: [to Courage] You stupid dog. It's always your fault. Look at me.
- [Scares Courage by making his eyeballs pop out Courage freaks out and almost falls from the barn barely holding on]
- The Hunchback: [angered and pushed to far at seeing Courage being picked on] What did that little dog ever do to you?
- Eustace Bagg: [nervously backing up] i told you to git
- The Hunchback: What goes around comes around. Do you really want to see ugly?
- [Pulls out a mask that resembles Eustace]
- The Hunchback: Stupid dog
- Eustace Bagg: [freaks out] Aah!
- [Falls and hangs off the ledge of the barn]
- Eustace Bagg: Help!
- [Hunchback and courage reach to pull him up but unfortunately Eustace falls and groans weakly as Muriel helps him up]
- Eustace Bagg: Who was that?
- Muriel: It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love.
- Eustace Bagg: Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?
- Goose God: I am filled full and dizzy. I am... a stuffed goose.
- The Hunchback: I think it's time I left.
- [Courage stops him and pulls out a bell and rings it they both share a laugh, The hunchback pulls out a giant bell and rings it they both share a laugh; to Courage and Muriel]
- The Hunchback: Thank you for your kindness, I hope I'll find more people like you out there.
- Muriel: I'm sure you will
- [the hunchback happily laughs and merrily walks down the road happy with his newfound optimism of kind people]