Fool's Gold (I) (2008)

Kate Hudson: Tess

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• Tess Finnegan : Your uselessness is epic.

• Gary : [about Finn]  I still can't get over the way he just came up out of the water like that.

  Eddie : I know. And holding the sword!

  Gary : And he just makes this totally perfect toss and the sword lands straight up in the deck.

  Eddie : Amazing!

  Gary : But it's more than just the sheer power of his raw sexuality. It's the totality of his emotional commitment to the task at hand.

  Eddie : Yeah, it's the focus. It's the focus.

  Gary : He sees it; he wants it; he goes after it; he gets it.

  Eddie : He sure got me.

  Tess Finnegan : Do you mind?

• Tess Finnegan : It's not here.

  Ben 'Finn' Finnegan : I refuse to believe that.

  Tess Finnegan : Well, just because you refuse to believe something doesn't make it true. Or false. Or... whatever the hell I'm saying.

  Ben 'Finn' Finnegan : Something wrong, Tess?

  Tess Finnegan : Something wrong? Why would anything be wrong? We just had sex in a church - and we're not even married - and now we're gonna dig up a grave! I mean, what is that, like a triple sin? I'm surprised we haven't been struck by lightning.

• Tess Finnegan : Nigel, I'm so sorry, but she's gotta learn that there's better ways to get attention than acting like a bimbo.

  Alfonz : Like what?