All in the Family (TV Series)
Mike and Gloria Split (1977)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
Quotes
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Mike Stivic : Arch, what did your Cousin Oscar die of?
Archie : I think he died of bad feet.
Mike Stivic : Nobody dies of bad feet.
Archie : I dunno, he was always complaining that his feet were killing him, so...
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[Mike has climbed into bed with Archie and accidentally spilled water on him]
Archie : You got into bed with me to do this here?
Mike Stivic : It was an accident.
Archie : With Little Joey it's an accident. With you, it's a dishonorable discharge.
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Mike Stivic : I'm sorry to get you out of bed.
Edith Bunker : Oh that's all right, we was only sleeping.
Archie : [Annoyed] You don't have to explain to him whatyacall our private-cies there... .What if we wasn't sleepin? Would you give him a rundown on all the frolics?
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Mike Stivic : Gloria said I ruined her life.
Archie Bunker : I told her the same thing seven years ago.
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Mike Stivic : Your spelling is atrocious.
Gloria Stivic : Atrocious?
Mike Stivic : Yeah, can you spell that?
Gloria Stivic : Atrocious. M-E-A-T-H-E-A-D. Atrocious.
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Mike Stivic : You were right, Honey, I am a meathead. Not only that, I'm a pompous ass.