All in the Family (TV Series)
California, Here We Are (1978)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
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Quotes
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Mike Stivic : Nice to see you, Arch.
Archie : Yeah well, nice to see you too, Michael.
Mike Stivic : You called me Michael.
Archie : What the hell, it's Christmas.
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Edith : Mike, how did you hurt your back?
Mike Stivic : Lifting a hibachi.
Archie : What a dope, you lifed a motorcycle?
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Gloria : My parents gave us five years of happiness in their house.
Mike Stivic : Those were the worst five years of my life.
Gloria : Those were the first five years we were married.
Mike Stivic : Bingo.
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Mike Stivic : How was your trip?
Stephanie : I threw up twice.
Mike Stivic : Rough plane ride, huh?
Stephanie : I threw up in Gloria's car.
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Mike Stivic : [to Gloria] You know, ever since we got separated, you got fat.