The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Elly, the Secretary (1971)

Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : And did you have to order ham? Don't you realize you violated a religious law by eating ham?

  Jane Hathaway : I am not of that faith.

  Milburn Drysdale : Join it! That stuff's expensive.

• Elly May Clampett : I'm afraid I ain't learned to type yet, Mr. Drysdale.

  Milburn Drysdale : Typing isn't important. Why, your radiant beauty will enchant all who enter this office. And when that telephone rings, the caller will be charmed by the richness of your father... uh voice.