- Manny: [to Emma] Pie charts? We've done pie charts every year since grade 4.
- Emma Nelson: It's a chore wheel.
- Manny: Okay, does it have laundry on it because I'm out of underwear and this commando chafing is killing me.
- Paige Michalchuk: [about Emma and Manny's food] Uh, twigs and berries? You girls practicing to be on "Survivor"?
- Emma Nelson: It's called a diet.
- Paige Michalchuk: Hmm. Totally wishing I had your willpower. When bathing suit season comes around, prepare to be hated by a jealous me.
- Emma Nelson: Desperate times call for desperate purging.
- Manny: It's not called purging. It's called bulimia.