- Michaelangelo: Ultimo bummer, dudes, I had my belly set on that heart board.
- Donatello: Did that make sense to you?
- Raphael: Not supposed to, Michelangelo said it.
- Splinter: The path that leads to what we truly desire is long and difficult, but only by following that path do we achieve our goal.
- Michaelangelo: What? Follow a path? I guess he wants me to take a hike.
- Bebop: I wonder why the delivery guy stopped here.
- Rocksteady: Maybe he's visiting his mommy.
- Bebop: I wish I could visit my mommy.
- Rocksteady: Why don't you?
- Bebop: I try but every time she sees me, she runs away screaming.
- Shredder: Our pizza parlor relies on it's weird image. You look pretty normal to me.
- Michaelangelo: [in cognito] Whoa radical misperception, dude, I'm weirder than you know.
- [Michaelangelo is a pizza delivery boy in disguise]
- Vernon: I suppose you want a tip.
- Michaelangelo: [sarcastically] No.
- Vernon: Well here's one anyway: get another job!
- Michaelangelo: Oh no! I've been delivering pizzas for Shredder? Well there goes my chances of getting a raise.
- Shredder: [Phone rings and shredder pics it up] Weird Pizza. What's your pleasure?
- Donatello: I like to order a pizza. Peanut butter and avecado with extra pickles.
- Shredder: Extra pickles? I see. What's the name on the order?
- Donatello: Donatello. oh and deliver to the phone booth on thirtenth street.
- Shredder: Donatello huh? Well
- [threatening tone]
- Shredder: you'll get what's coming to you
- [pauses]
- Shredder: soon.
- [shredder hangs up the phone along with donatello the same time]
- Donatello: [confused] where have I heard that voice before?
- Michaelangelo: [the Starcruiser is spiraling toward the street] Looks like I'm gonna wipe out! Whoa-ah!
- [engine chugs, splutters and stalls out mere inches from the pavement]
- Michaelangelo: Whoa, bodacious break. The engine stalled.
- [He hops out and opens the hood]
- Michaelangelo: Bummer, it's flooded. Y'know, I'll bet Donatello isn't using genuine Dimension X parts on this babe.
- Shredder: If you blister-heads had stolen a decent car, I wouldn't need to hire a delivery boy.
- Rocksteady: Aw, give us another chance, boss.
- Bebop: Yeah, this time we'll swipe one that ain't a police car.
- Bebop: [He, Shredder and Rocksteady jump into the Starcruiser] Hey, somebody even left the key in.
- Leonardo: That somebody had to be Michaelangelo.
- Michaelangelo: Whoops.