- Shredder: Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me... The Shredder.
- Raphael: A kitchen utensil?
- Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.
- Leonardo: Why should we want to do that?
- Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.
- Raphael: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning to you?
- Michaelangelo: [shaking his head after beating the two street thugs who will become Rocksteady and Bebop] Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Those dudes are so dumb.
- Krang: Saki, this is Krang. Report to me at once.
- [Burp]
- Shredder: Great! Terrific! We're on the run, and that idiot wants to chitchat. Well, what is it?
- Krang: Ah, Saki, my old friend.
- Shredder: I told you, call me the Shredder.
- Krang: You wouldn't be shredding anything if it weren't for me. I have given you vast technical knowledge... but you have not fulfilled your half of the bargain. My legions are waiting in Dimension X to storm into this world and crush it. All I lack is a body. A body which you have failed to provide for me.
- Shredder: None of us is safe as long as Hamato Yoshi and his turtles roam the sewers.
- Krang: Heh. With the body I've designed, no force on Earth could stop me.
- Shredder: Including myself. That's why I don't trust you, Krang.
- Krang: And if I gave you a means of defeating your enemies... then would you trust me?
- Shredder: Possibly. But first, tell me how to defeat the turtles!
- Krang: You were the one who tried to destroy Yoshi with that mutagen. But instead, he gained the powers of the rats, but suppose Yoshi had been near a more powerful animal.
- Shredder: Mutate my own people. The possibilities are endless! All I need are animals. HA HA HA HA HA! Killers! HA HA HA! That's quite a brain you've got, Krang.
- Krang: Oh course it is. It's all I've got.
- [Burp]
- Raphael: We're going to need sonar to find this geek.
- Michaelangelo: Relax Raphael, we've got Splinter leading us now.
- Donatello: Yeah, Splinter'll find him, just like sniffing out a rat... er, weasel!
- Michaelangelo: [as they climb tunnel walls] Donatello, you sure this is getting us anywhere?
- Donatello: Of course - every tunnel leads somewhere.
- Raphael: You picked a heck of a time to become a philosopher.
- Bebop: [a Roadkill Rodney just broke them out of their cage] What took you so long?
- Roadkill Rodney: The Shredder wants to have a talk with you.
- Rocksteady: Um, you couldn't maybe put us back in the cage, could you?
- Leonardo: You know, that was almost too easy.
- Raphael: I really wish you'd stop saying things like that.
- Rocksteady: Rrrr! Say your prayers, turtles!
- [Starts blasting away at the turtles]
- April O'Neil: Okay guys, where's the action?
- Raphael: Afraid you missed all the good stuff.
- April O'Neil: Ugh, well, that's just great.
- Michaelangelo: Of course you could get a shot of those 2 bozos
- [Points at the imprisoned Bebop and Rocksteady]
- Rocksteady: [Growls] Get back here and fight, you little web-footed creeps!
- April O'Neil: Oh, wow!
- Rocksteady: Ooh, you little bimbo! I'll make you eat that camera!
- Rocksteady: [tied up, before Shredder mutates him] Uh, you sure this is going to give us all them, uh, powers you promised us man?
- Shredder: Absolutely! Of course, you may have a little trouble getting a date on Saturday night.
- April O'Neil: [on the phone] Don't ask questions, just get a camera crew down here, now! What do you mean I got to have a story first? This IS the story!
- [pauses]
- April O'Neil: Oh, yeah? You, too!