- Michaelangelo: You know what I saw? It was this humungous brain. It had a mouth and eyes and it talked to me!
- Raphael: A talking brain, huh?
- Michaelangelo: Yeah. Weird, huh?
- Raphael: Michaelangelo, I do believe you've finally had one pizza too many.
- Michaelangelo: April sure was mad.
- Donatello: Ah well, you know women.
- Raphael: No, we don't. She's the first one we ever met.
- Michaelangelo: Come on, chrome dome, hit me with your best shot!
- Shredder: You bet I will!
- [tries to shoot Michaelangelo, but hits the mouser controls instead]
- Donatello: [throws a garbage can over a foot ninja] Time to take out the garbage!
- Michaelangelo: [ties some of the foot ninjas up with a chain] You're no match for Michaelangelo master of the manriki gusari!
- [laughs]
- Raphael: And you're no match for Raphael master of the manhole cover!
- [hits the ninja with the cover causing it to fall into the sewer]
- Raphael: [laughs] What a sucker!
- Michaelangelo: [interrogating Baxter Stockman] Do you want to clue us in on what this is?
- [shows him a remote]
- Baxter Stockman: It's the remote control for my Mousers.
- Leonardo: Do you have anymore of these "Mousers"?
- Baxter Stockman: No but the Shredder has, hundreds of them!
- Leonardo: Where is the Shredder now?
- Baxter Stockman: I'll never talk!
- Raphael: You'd better or else I'm gonna get... sarcastic!
- [smiles and holds his Sai to his face]
- Baxter Stockman: He's in an old mansion on Green Street near Kent, he's got a master control for all the Mousers there!
- [breathes a sigh of relief]
- Raphael: See, nothing beats cunning wit!
- Raphael: [knocks on April's door and she answers in a bathrobe] Could we interest you in a subscription to "Turtles Home Companion"?
- April O'Neil: Oh no! What are you guys doing here? How did you get here? Did anyone see you come in?
- Raphael: Is there a special order you want those questions answered in?
- Baxter Stockman: [to C.E.O. of Ajax Pest Control] So, do you think Ajax Pest Control would be interested in my invention?
- Exterminator: Well, to put it in a single word...
- [cut to Ajax Pest Control side entrance]
- Exterminator: Get outta here!
- [throws Baxter out of door]
- Baxter Stockman: Hey! You can't do this to me!
- [Ajax Pest Control C.E.O. throws Mouser outside door]
- Exterminator: Get rid of all rats, huh? What are you, crazy? You want to drive me out of business?
- [slams door]
- Baxter Stockman: [after building the mouser master control] There. It's done, and I'm leaving.
- [starts to leave]
- Shredder: Don't you wish to see the fruits of your labor?
- Baxter Stockman: Ohh, no. I'm tired. I haven't slept all night.
- Shredder: Very well. Go.
- [Baxter leaves]
- Shredder: [to Foot Soldiers] He knows too much. Put him out of the way. Take the Turtle-Seeking cycle.
- Krang: Shredder! I want to talk to you!
- [Shredder walks into Krang's chamber]
- Shredder: What is it this time?
- Krang: Why are you wasting time building mousetraps when you have yet to provide me with a body?
- Shredder: My problem is more urgent. Hamato Yoshi and his accursed turtles will ruin us if they're not...
- Krang: [interrupts Shredder] Flehhh! There would be no problem if I had a body.
- [croaks]
- Shredder: This is my fight. I must have the honor of destroying them.
- [leaves]
- Krang: Saki, come back here! Twice those turtles defeated you, Saki. I hope you fail again and again and keep failing until at last you have no choice but to give me a body.