- Grandpa Marvin Marsh: [about taking the boys to see Cirque du Cheville] Why the hell do you wanna take these boys to see that fufu French theater crap? You're gonna turn them into poofters!
- Sharon Marsh: Dad, Stanley needs to see the arts!
- Grandpa Marvin Marsh: Well, he doesn't need to see a bunch of frogs prance around in tights and make-up wrappin' their peckers around each other's faces!
- Kyle Broflovski: Dammit! How come every time we get a sweet idea, the government has to screw it up?
- Second News Reporter: Yes, luckily for them, these quintuplets no longer have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world.