Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Whose Side Are You On? (2004)
Ray Romano: Ray Barone
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Quotes
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Ray Barone : Listen, Dad. Uh in the past, I may have been under the impression that you were maybe not such a good guy. But I'm starting to think that I may have been led to believe that you were worse than you are.
Frank Barone : Okay?
Ray Barone : So I'm thinking that maybe you're not so bad. I... I guess I just wanted you to know that.
Frank Barone : Am I dying?
Ray Barone : No, Dad, you're not dying.
Frank Barone : Then turn the TV back on.
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Ray Barone : What do you got, a new sweater?
Robert Barone : Yeah. Amy gave it to me. I been getting compliments all day.
Ray Barone : Yeah, it's pretty good, man.
Robert Barone : Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet Mom won't even notice?
Ray Barone : I'll bet you she will.
Robert Barone : You're wrong and you're on.
Marie Barone : Hi, Robby.
Robert Barone : Hey, Ma.
Marie Barone : How's Amy?
Robert Barone : Fine, Ma.
Robert Barone : Excuse me, Robby, I have to get to the sink.
Robert Barone : Aha! I win!
Ray Barone : Congratulations. Your mother doesn't notice you.
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Ray Barone : Dad, listen. Ma used to talk bad about you behind your back when we were kids. Every Saturday she would sit me down and complain about you.
Frank Barone : And?
Ray Barone : Well, that doesn't bother you?
Frank Barone : What would bother me is if I had to listen.
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Ray Barone : Dad, Mom's the reason that I think you're cheap and bald!
Frank Barone : You didn't get that on your own?