- Ray Barone: How 'bout the time we were at the pet store with the kids and that guy had a monkey? All I did was look at it and you gave me that face.
- Debra Barone: What face?
- Ray Barone: That don't-even- think-about-it face.
- Debra Barone: Well, you know we can't have a monkey in the house!
- Ray Barone: I know! I wasn't going to buy a monkey. But you didn't even like that I thought it might be fun.
- Debra Barone: That's right, because maybe I don't want to think that my husband, whom I'm married to, would like to live with a monkey!
- Ray Barone: Maybe I would!
- Debra Barone: Maybe I do!
- Debra Barone: Do you want to know why I sigh? It's like a pressure valve, a release. Livin' with you, if I didn't sigh every once in a while, I would explode!
- Ray Barone: Oh, you think you're so easy to live with?
- Debra Barone: Yes, as a matter of fact, I think I'm very easy to live with.
- Ray Barone: Ha! You are so wrong. Open up the window and let some of the wrong out.
- Frank Barone: You just gave up the bathroom? That's the most important room of the house. It's the only place a man can truly express himself.
- Ray Barone: Oh, I'm familiar with some of your expressions, Dad.
- Ray Barone: What's wrong with me bein' in this bathroom? What? Every time I spit on you, I wipe you off.