- Marie Barone: [Marie has just discovered that Robert had put injections in his face to get rid of wrinkles that she had noticed earlier; shocked] I don't understand, why would you *do* such a thing?
- Robert Barone: [high-pitched voice] Nigh?
- ["Why?"]
- Marie Barone, Ray Barone: [Marie and Ray stare at him as the sitcom audience lets out a long bout of laughter over Robert's reaction]
- Robert Barone: [with great difficulty] Because ah eyou. Youah th' un ho said you can see all th' winkles on mie hae.
- ["Because of you. Youre the one who said you can see all the wrinkles on my face."]
- Marie Barone: I liked those lines, that's character. Now you look like a Totem pole.
- Ray Barone: Ha, Ha! Now let me translate: "To-tun Toll"!
- Marie Barone: God forbid you should pay any attention to me, or show me even in the slightest possible way that you have any feelings for me at all.
- Frank Barone: Well then, if I'm so terrible, why do you stick around?
- Marie Barone: Maybe I won't.
- Frank Barone: Oh, yeah?
- Marie Barone: Maybe I won't Frank,
- [takes off her glasses]
- Marie Barone: now that I see I'm in a loveless marriage.
- Frank Barone: A loveless marriage?
- [angrily]
- Frank Barone: A loveless marriage?
- [furiously]
- Frank Barone: A LOVELESS MARRIAGE!
- [grabs Marie's glasses and breaks them in half, and then he exits, followed by Marie]
- Debra Barone: [Ray and Debra have just found out that Robert had a "procedure" from Amy] Robert, did you have those... anti-wrinkle injections put in your face?
- Robert Barone: Turhats.
- [Perhaps]
- Ray Barone: [confused; as the sitcom audience laughs in the background] Turd hats?
- [Amy looks embarrassed, almost sorry for Robert]
- Amy MacDougall: [to Ray] Your mother noticed a few wrinkles on him. So he goes to some doctor in the Yellow pages... paralyses his face!
- Robert Barone: It's tenterary.
- [It's temporary]
- [Robert has had his face injected with Botox making it difficult to talk. Ray makes fun of him and they are fighting]
- Amy MacDougall: Robert, just calm down.
- Ray Barone: No! I'm really tissed!