- Dale Gribble: I had a vision. I'm an Indian now. I always wondered why I hated the federal government and loved tobacco with such passion. But now it all makes sense.
- Hank Hill: Okay, time out, Sitting Jackass. Have you looked in the mirror lately? You are the God-dang whitest person I've ever seen.
- Dale Gribble: I am the albino buffalo. Deal with it.