King of the Hill (TV Series)

Vision Quest (2003)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : I had a vision. I'm an Indian now. I always wondered why I hated the federal government and loved tobacco with such passion. But now it all makes sense.

  Hank Hill : Okay, time out, Sitting Jackass. Have you looked in the mirror lately? You are the God-dang whitest person I've ever seen.

  Dale Gribble : I am the albino buffalo. Deal with it.