- Cobra Commander: Come in, Destro.
- [Monitor comes on showing Destro and the Baroness kissing]
- Cobra Commander: Stop that, Destro! I see you both clearly and I am stunned!
- Destro: She had something in her eye, Cobra Commander...
- Cobra Commander: My eye she did!
- Cobra Commander: Your interference cost me victory!
- Tomax, Xamot: We should have taken control sooner.
- Destro: Your vain denseness destroyed our tactical advantage!
- Baroness: I had everything under control until you imbeciles got pretentious!
- Cobra Commander: You pea-brained carbon copies of identical dumbells! You're responsible!
- Tomax: Your fault!
- Xamot: His fault!
- Tomax: Your fault!
- Xamot: His fault!
- Tomax: Your fault!
- Xamot: His fault!
- Cobra Commander: My cubes! My wonderful cubes--all gone! Now I'll never rule the world... I hate this job!
- Ace: [after seeing Cobra Commander elbowed away from the camera by Tomax and Xamot] Looks like Cobra Commander's having a little power failure of his own.
- Cobra Commander: Calamity most foul! Aghhh! No! No! No! Your selfish bungling has permitted the Joes to undo my exquisite Pyramid of Darkness!
- [tweaks Tomax and Xamot's noses]
- Cobra Commander: You twin twerps! I'm back in command now.