Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Time Chasers (1997)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Eddie Nelson

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Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : [as we first see J.K. Robertson stepping out of the Time Transport]  Hi, I'm Bob Evil!

• Mike Nelson : [the hero is stuck in a tree]  Oh, he's looking for honey, like Pooh.

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, he's "like poo" all right.

  Tom Servo : Maybe it's Endor, hopefully he'll be ripped apart by Ewoks.

• [Robertson's assistants are all wearing bad suits] 

  J.K. Robertson : Let's go, boys!

  Mike Nelson : [as Robertson]  Let's go, director's college buds who brought their own suits to the shoot!

• [Nick Miller is wearing a college t-shirt that says "Castleton"] 

  Mike Nelson : [as Nick]  Ah, who am I kidding? I never went to Castleton.

• Lisa : What's the use of a time machine for GenCorp?

  Nick : I'll give you an example.

  Crow T. Robot : You could send an egg into the future!

  Nick : We could study the long-term effects we're having on our environment. We could, uh...

  Mike Nelson : Send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne.

• Mike Nelson : [the movie shows a boy in the future wearing neon colors, talking on a cell phone]  So in the future children will become gay agents?

• Mike Nelson : Ew, he's all stained again.

  Tom Servo : Why didn't the movie just cover him in cat vomit?

• Nick : This plane... well, it enables whoever's inside it to, uh...

  Mike Nelson : Get a film career that quickly dies.

• [Nick and Lisa meet a couple of filthy bums from the dystopian future] 

  Bum : [to his wife]  They're travelers.

  Lisa : How'd you know we were...?

  Bum : 'Cause you ain't from around here. Nobody from around here looks like you for long.

  Mike Nelson : [as bum]  Where's your filth?

• [the plane is crashing, and the camera shows the altimeter and airspeed indicators going haywire] 

  Tom Servo : We're losing ALT!

  Mike Nelson : And our MPH-Knots are going down!

• Mike Nelson : Starring Bruce Springsteen's little brother Wayne.