Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Time Chasers (1997)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• [Nick turns on his computer] 

  Tom Servo : You've got mail... pattern baldness.

• Mike Nelson : [the hero is stuck in a tree]  Oh, he's looking for honey, like Pooh.

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, he's "like poo" all right.

  Tom Servo : Maybe it's Endor, hopefully he'll be ripped apart by Ewoks.

• Crow T. Robot : [Nick opens the fridge, all that's in it is green goo in a bag]  Loser status confirmed!

  Tom Servo : Please... eat... me!

• Tom Servo : [as Nick, when Nick and Lisa are having lunch in a 50's diner]  Can I get sky miles if I put this on my Visa Gold?

• Tom Servo : [as Robertson, when Robertson comes back to realize that Nick and Lisa have escaped]  I leave for 20 minutes and EvilCo is in shambles!

• Mike Nelson : Ew, he's all stained again.

  Tom Servo : Why didn't the movie just cover him in cat vomit?

• [during the end credits, the executive producers have the same last names as the director] 

  Tom Servo : Executive Parents... uh, I mean Producers...

• Nick : [talking on the phone]  Sure!

  Tom Servo : [as Nick]  Sure I'm an unappealing actor in a bad movie! Sure!

• [J.K. Robertson has just shot his henchman] 

  Tom Servo : Still, he's a better boss than the Sunbeam guy.

• [Nick is on the phone and wearing no shirt] 

  Mike, Crow, and Servo : Ahh!

  Nick : [on the phone]  New Technology Development?

  Tom Servo : [as Nick]  Marv! Hey, it's me, and I'm nude.

• [the plane is crashing, and the camera shows the altimeter and airspeed indicators going haywire] 

  Tom Servo : We're losing ALT!

  Mike Nelson : And our MPH-Knots are going down!