Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Time Chasers (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• Nick : [on the demo flight of the Time Transport]  Now, the real reason I brought you up here today...

  Crow T. Robot : [as Nick]  ... to crash!

• Nick : So, are you making dinner?

  Lisa : Are you offering dinner?

  Crow T. Robot : No, I'm saying "MAKE ME DINNER!"

• Crow T. Robot : No, this can't be the hero of the film, can it? Movie? Movie! Can I see your supervisor, movie, this will NOT stand!

• Mike Nelson : [the hero is stuck in a tree]  Oh, he's looking for honey, like Pooh.

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, he's "like poo" all right.

  Tom Servo : Maybe it's Endor, hopefully he'll be ripped apart by Ewoks.

• Crow : So, in the future kids become gay agents?

• Crow T. Robot : Remember when everybody got the "Nick Miller" haircut and went around wearing Castleton t-shirts?

• Lisa : What's the use of a time machine for GenCorp?

  Nick : I'll give you an example.

  Crow T. Robot : You could send an egg into the future!

  Nick : We could study the long-term effects we're having on our environment. We could, uh...

  Mike Nelson : Send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne.

• Crow T. Robot : [Nick opens the fridge, all that's in it is green goo in a bag]  Loser status confirmed!

  Tom Servo : Please... eat... me!

• J.K. Robertson : [after getting out of the wreck]  Ah, Nick...

  Crow T. Robot : I have an aleron up my... well anyway.

• Crow T. Robot : [as Nick bikes into the parking lot of a grocery stor]  Maple Syrup 3 for a doll- oh, hell, take it! Take it, we've got so much of it!

• Crow T. Robot : He died as he lived: mud-stained and splaying!

• [Nick has an enormous chin] 

  Crow T. Robot : Geez, did somebody tape a dinner roll to his chin?

• [while Nick and Robertson are fighting in the plane, Nick is smashing Robertson's head into the airplane's dashboard] 

  Crow T. Robot : [said in time with the hits]  *Check* your *flaps* be*fore* taking *off*!

• [after Matt is fired] 

  Crow T. Robot : [as Nick]  You had the misfortune of running into me. I'm a life-wrecking idiot!

• Crow T. Robot : [as some American revolutionaries are running through the forest]  So, did you guys catch the Patriots game last night... I mean, *Liberty*!