The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror XIII (2002)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Homer's Clones, Gil, Mayor Quimby, General #2, Rich Texan, Sundance Kid, Kaiser Wilhelm, Barney Gumble, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Kodos
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Quotes
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[Groundskeeper Willy has been turned into an ape]
Dr. Hibbert : Willy, take these folks' luggage.
[to Homer]
Dr. Hibbert : Careful, he might try to gnaw on your crotch.
Homer : Don't worry, I've been around Scotsmen before.
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Ned Flanders : [from The Island of Dr. Hibbert. Homer is milking Flanders who has been turned into a half-man, half-cow] That's nice. You're actually quite gentle when you want to be.
Homer Simpson : You know, you're not helping.
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Homer Simpson : [about Marge] She's become a monster! Which, I gotta admit I sort of suspected during the sex.
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Homer Simpson : [playing the piano] Marge, let me do a solo. This could be my big break.
Marge Simpson : I very much doubt that, Homer. These are horrible ghouls from the past.
Homer Simpson : Hey, so are the Grammy judges!
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Marge Simpson : [From Send In The Clones]
[Marge just discovered the real Homer has been swapped for a clone]
Marge Simpson : You're a clone! Then the real Homer...
Clone Homer : First over cliff.
Marge Simpson : My Homie's dead? How will I go on?
Clone Homer : You like back rub?
[Starts rubbing her back]
Marge Simpson : Oh, well.
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Homer Simpson : [riding Ned Flanders as a cow-centaur, singing] In the jungle / The big, big jungle / Homer rides a freak
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Homer Simpson : [from The Island of Dr. Hibbert, riding Ned Flanders as a cow-centaur, singing] In the jungle / The big, big jungle / Homer rides a freak
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[among the many cloned Homers, there is the original one from the Tracey Ullman show skits]
Homer Simpson : [as original Homer clone] Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.
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Marge Simpson : [on Dr. Hibbert's Island] Homie, something very creepy is going on here.
Homer Simpson : You mean they're gonna try to sell us timeshares?
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Sideshow Mel : Another tragedy prevented by gun violence!